Radha Krueger
January 26, 2016
Inner voice while driving: “You are the WORST driver! I can’t even… oh god, there’s a lump on the road…. please please not an animal… looks like a small dog? Oh god what is it? Not an animal please… raccoon? Dog? What is…. no… fabric… is that a shirt? … thank god it’s just a shirt…. oh wow, that’s a NICE shirt… someone is missing this… great shirt… light’s red… maybe I could grab it? Is that eeeewww? Green light… that was a nice shirt. Glad it wasn’t a dog… oh god you are just the WORST driver!”