Radha Krueger
January 26, 2024
I thought people got the message about dead fish pictures on your dating profile.
Then I wandered over here and found that NO, these boys had not. Or don’t care. So many. Some buried as extras and a few as the main photo.
And then the guy with two photos of himself with fish. And now a guy with three out of five pics of fish.
So my question is, when I find the big boss guy with all of his pictures of fish, do I try to fight him and win the video game?
Kiki: My theory is, they know about the fish, they agree about the fish, but they also believed that THEIR fish really was SO impressive that we’d make an exception for THEM
Leah Linne: You just “haven’t met the right fish guy yet”.
Also in your theory you have to eradicate all the fish guys ahead of the boss.
Get to work!
Dory: I just realized that I married the big boss fish guy…and chose to print the picture for our family picture wall. In my defense I did not know this until later and once I already was blinded by love 😅
Bill M.: did you find my onlyFish profile?
Kimberly S.: You know my thoughts on this and why I was banned for life from Tinder!
Martyna Elle: Ahhh… I don’t think we are their target audience though. I’d like to believe there is a whole subset of women who are impressed and turned on by their ability to procure food in a post apocalyptic world. We just haven’t gotten to know these women enough to know this because we walked away when we found out they’re a “boss babe and lover of Jesus” and they tried to sell us shitty leggings and weight loss cream.