Radha Krueger
March 2, 2015

No amount of coffee is going to be effective this morning.

Radha Krueger added a new photo to the album: WinkWinter 2014.
March 2, 2015

RIP green glass mug. This was my toothbrush holder for 20 years (except for those few Eeyore years at the turn of the millennium). I stole it from a restaurant I worked at between high school and college. Maybe you remember these mugs Samba, Saci, Mohini? (Yes, I’m that kind of dork. My name is Radha and I hang on to old junk for sentimental reasons.) You were a better toothbrush holder than mug, my friend. The cat had it in for you from day one.

several cats are seen from above sniffing at a dustpan holding a broken green glass

Radha Krueger: Oh Green Mug, at least you won’t be alone on your journey to Inanimate Heaven. Take young Nail Jar with you. He did his job well for many years, cradling a belly full of nails, screws and assorted picture frame hardware. And he was callously executed by the cats not long after your untimely end.

Jen Z: They seem to be taunting the newly departed.

Damian B.: They are cats, they are mocking the dead

Erica Michelle: Mine love to knock all the fresh fruit off the counter so it’s bruised and gross. 😐 Sorry about your mug!

Wolf Desikan: awwww. *sadface*

Radha Krueger
March 2, 2015

Dumbest thing I’ve heard today (so far) at grocery checkout, “I can’t become a vegetarian because my doctor said I can’t give up protein.”

Radha Krueger
March 2, 2015

Okay, add to previous status… new dumbest thing I’ve heard today (two tiny blond 20-year-old girls), “….but who looks good at 40 anyway.” *Just you wait, my friends.*

Piso Ray: I will. Fortunately 20 year old tiny blond girls always stay the same age, only their names change.

Rachel R.: I do!

Nicole C.M.: I am going to look the best I ever have at 40! Come on Summer!

Matthew S.: [Patsy Stone] Oh, you little bitch troll from hell… [/Patsy Stone]

Radha Krueger: Frankly one of the girls looked like she already peaked and was heading for a nose dive into cheap wine, 4 kids, a snazzy double-wide in Newberry, and husband number three who gets a good social security check and usually takes his meds.

Radha Krueger
March 2, 2015

Hi, I’d like to place an order for a whole cheesecake, delivered immediately. I don’t have funds, but I can pay in cats. I’ll throw in an additional cat if you bring whipped cream. Thanks!