Radha Krueger
January 23, 2024

Fire trucks and ambulances with lights on but no sirens arrived at my neighbor’s house at 4:30am. So bright. Was hoping it was a UFO.
But since I was awake for another hour until my alarm went off, my brain wanted to do existential dread and deep grief. Now I’m partying with my stress induced asthma. So yeah, basically I’m going to have an amazing day and not stab anyone at all. Why would you think that?

Radha Krueger
January 23, 2024

Will 2024 be the Year I burn shit to the ground? News at 11.

Damian: Need a lighter?

Aaron: Hey it’s your dumpster, you define what constitutes success.

Radha Krueger
January 23, 2024

“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”
Best compliment I’ve had all week.

Aaron: That fine line between pick up line and dad joke…

Piso Ray: Wait, what?