Radha Krueger
December 30, 2014

So the AirBnB logo looks like a cross between a penis and a vulva. People on Facebook argument threads that use unnecessarily large words and links to supporting evidence are painfully awkward. And my OCD and word-loving heart is taken aback that fridge comes from Frigidaire instead of refrigerator. <rambling thoughts after a power-Facebooking session.>

Piso Ray: Is penis an unnecessarily large word, when I use it?

Radha Krueger: Funny. I generally imagine you saying ‘cock’ instead.

Piso Ray: As long as you imagine me saying it. You know how to say “cock,” don’t you? You just put your lips together and then make an O shape and follow it up with a click of the tongue. Oh, but I get it, because cock is shorter, and you’re challenging my manhood. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.


Radha Krueger
December 30, 2014

I’m just going to say it — 2014 sucked. Not that clicking over a number on a made up calendar is going to magically change anything, but it’s nice to hope for a positive shift in the stuff tossed my way.