Radha Krueger
March 22, 2014

OMG brain! It’s Saturday. You don’t have to be awake at 6:30am. I promise you can go back to sleep.

Piso Ray: I was just telling myself this. It’s not working. I’m thinking about spiking some coffee and seeing where that leads.

Matthew S.: Hello, 4:30am. Please see yourself out. Sigh.

Erica B.: Welcome to the club!

Radha Krueger: I’m used to the dog going out twice a night and the cats walking all over me a starving to death. It’s my brain being awake and trying to do shit that bothers me. I haven’t had coffee yet and my brain is like “Hey let’s go work on WORK. You can get so much DONE!” Fuck you brain. I’m going to start killing brain cells if you keep this up.

Matthew S.: I’m making flowcharts because of some stupid politician blaming tornadoes on Teh Ghey Marriage. Someone wanted to see a flowchart of this logic, and that seemed reasonable, and what else is 5:47am for? Seems like it would be easy to make fun of, right? Surprisingly, no. The stupid is too powerful.

Piso Ray: Since I’m up imma make some old school southern breakfast all over this northern ass state in preparation for them gator boys.

Radha Krueger: Matthew, I don’t see hurricanes on your chart and everyone knows The Gays cause that. Piso we were just cursing your name… I mean talking about you coming for a visit!

Matthew S.: No hurricanes because she’s a politician in some flyover state, I think. Not that that’s any safety from a sharknado, of course.

Radha Krueger added a new photo to the album: AnimalFriends.
March 22, 2014

So… Briso jumped into the neighbor’s yard, got spooked by their dogs, and treed himself.

Radha Krueger
March 22, 2015

I’m not an avid bird watcher, so I don’t know what’s really going on, but there’s a bird nearby that repeatedly going “pew pew pew pew” and I’m imagining him sitting up in his tree pointing a toy gun.

Radha Krueger
March 22, 2014

Where did Napoleon keep his armies? => In his sleevies!

Piso Ray: How did he move his Elba(s)?

Radha Krueger
March 22, 2014

Everyone is posting about their amazing Saturday adventures, and I’m like “yay, I’m dusting the blinds!”

Jesse N.: I was all like “yay I was able to get up and walk and go get takeout”

Radha Krueger: Did you pimp you crutches? Spinners, I tell you!

Jesse N.: No but I did some chores which was awesome…might actually get caught up in the next week or so

Radha Krueger is with Damian and Robbie at Loosey’s – Downtown Gainesville.
March 22, 2014 · Gainesville ·

This is where the Robbie Birfday party begins